{"id":165,"date":"2007-08-27T11:25:42","date_gmt":"2007-08-27T16:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=165"},"modified":"2007-08-27T11:26:43","modified_gmt":"2007-08-27T16:26:43","slug":"keep-him-in-line-heap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"Keep Him In Line, Heap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, okay. Fine, Braves. If that&#8217;s the way you want to go out? Whatever. Cool. <i>Great.<\/i> I&#8217;ll just try to focus on the positive:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.velcroblog.com\/images\/braves07\/heapdevy0826.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Together at last! Devy is the other guy I will make apologies for no matter what, in case you hadn&#8217;t noticed. I like the idea of these two as a battery. Heap kept him cool in his inning last night, even after he walked Pujols and gave up a hit &#8212; he <i>gets it<\/i>, and wrangled the Devinator back under control. Only enjoyable part of that game, really. <\/p>\n<p>And we&#8217;ve got <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.aol.com\/fanhouse\/2007\/07\/21\/scott-olsen-fought-the-law-and-the-taser-won\/\">Scott &#8220;Crazy Eyes Killer&#8221; Olsen<\/a> to look forward to tonight. Maybe they&#8217;ll brawl?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, okay. Fine, Braves. If that&#8217;s the way you want to go out? Whatever. Cool. Great. I&#8217;ll just try to focus on the positive: Together at last! Devy is the other guy I will make apologies for no matter what, in case you hadn&#8217;t noticed. I like the idea of these two as a battery. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}