{"id":204,"date":"2008-02-23T11:12:47","date_gmt":"2008-02-23T16:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=204"},"modified":"2008-02-23T11:15:50","modified_gmt":"2008-02-23T16:15:50","slug":"spring-has-officially-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"Spring Has Officially Arrived"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The AJC pictures from spring training haven&#8217;t really captivated me so far, but this is an instant classic:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.velcroblog.com\/images\/braves08\/talkfromportersm.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Porter is totally giving them <a href=\"http:\/\/www.militaryimages.net\/photopost\/showphoto.php\/photo\/17153\">the talk<\/a>. An annual tradition, I&#8217;m sure. Note that none of the big stars were required to attend. <\/p>\n<p>Kelly looks completely offended. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The AJC pictures from spring training haven&#8217;t really captivated me so far, but this is an instant classic: Porter is totally giving them the talk. An annual tradition, I&#8217;m sure. Note that none of the big stars were required to attend. Kelly looks completely offended.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}