{"id":219,"date":"2008-05-01T16:20:30","date_gmt":"2008-05-01T21:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=219"},"modified":"2008-05-01T17:55:54","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T22:55:54","slug":"whats-wrong-with-this-picture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s Wrong With This Picture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajc.com\/sports\/content\/sports\/braves\/stories\/2008\/05\/01\/braves_0502.html\">AJC article<\/a> about Gonzo&#8217;s impending return: <\/p>\n<p><b>Gonzalez ate dinner at Smokey Bones barbecue every night in early April so he could catch Braves games on satellite. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Every NIGHT? Isn&#8217;t he like . . . a millionaire? I suspect even the guys making the league minimum could afford satellite TV, yes? Maybe he&#8217;s in love with one of the waitresses. Chipper might want to warn him about that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From an AJC article about Gonzo&#8217;s impending return: Gonzalez ate dinner at Smokey Bones barbecue every night in early April so he could catch Braves games on satellite. Every NIGHT? Isn&#8217;t he like . . . a millionaire? I suspect even the guys making the league minimum could afford satellite TV, yes? Maybe he&#8217;s in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}