{"id":225,"date":"2008-05-15T18:06:50","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T23:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=225"},"modified":"2008-05-15T18:09:42","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T23:09:42","slug":"sabotage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=225","title":{"rendered":"Sabotage!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You knew it was coming. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajc.com\/sports\/content\/sports\/braves\/stories\/2008\/05\/15\/chipperburst_0515.html\">Didn&#8217;t you<\/a>??? Goddammit. <\/p>\n<p>Somebody needs to stay in his hotel room and watch Conan O&#8217;Brien when he&#8217;s up in Philadelphia. Cause some of those ladies at the bar are Phillies fans, my man. This plan of action may also be useful in New York. Your groin &#8212; and your fans! &#8212; will thank you.<\/p>\n<p>I keep catching myself thinking that we lost last night. Somehow it felt like we did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You knew it was coming. Didn&#8217;t you??? Goddammit. Somebody needs to stay in his hotel room and watch Conan O&#8217;Brien when he&#8217;s up in Philadelphia. Cause some of those ladies at the bar are Phillies fans, my man. This plan of action may also be useful in New York. Your groin &#8212; and your fans! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}