{"id":93,"date":"2007-05-05T08:29:37","date_gmt":"2007-05-05T13:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2007-05-05T08:46:55","modified_gmt":"2007-05-05T13:46:55","slug":"juan-double-cheeseburger-pierre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"Juan &#8220;Double Cheeseburger&#8221; Pierre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That game was just fun &#8212; our pitching was brilliant, Heap was back and hitting again, and Willie is already a huge upgrade over Langerhans at the plate, and looked great in left, too. Not only was the actual game play impressive, the peripheral broadcast junk was pretty entertaining. Dave did a nice job of capturing most of it in his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.macisanidiot.com\/e107_plugins\/autogallery\/autogallery.php?show=Braves%20Video%2F20070504Braves.flv\">highlights video<\/a>, in case you missed Heap happily showing off his dirty boxers, Terry ripping on Juan Pierre, and the most hilariously awkward product placement of all time, featuring Joe and a straw. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.velcroblog.com\/images\/braves07\/heapfrenchy0504.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m on my way out the door, headed to Atlanta this morning, and I may get to go to the game tonight. If I do, I&#8217;ll be sure to provide a thrilling account of the comments made by drunks in my section, batting practice, and the tool races. <\/p>\n<p>The AJC has a small story in their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajc.com\/braves\/content\/sports\/braves\/stories\/2007\/05\/04\/0505notes.html\">Braves notes<\/a> that assures us that Aybar is at least alive, and &#8220;with family,&#8221; so that&#8217;s a relief. I&#8217;ve been thinking about him since Josh Hancock&#8217;s death; hopefully he can take something away from that tragedy and start to turn things around. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That game was just fun &#8212; our pitching was brilliant, Heap was back and hitting again, and Willie is already a huge upgrade over Langerhans at the plate, and looked great in left, too. Not only was the actual game play impressive, the peripheral broadcast junk was pretty entertaining. Dave did a nice job of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[44,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}