{"id":96,"date":"2007-05-08T07:49:43","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T12:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=96"},"modified":"2007-05-08T08:01:09","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T13:01:09","slug":"the-always-ornery-maddux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Always Ornery Maddux&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like this series against the Padres going to be a pretty exciting one for the Braves: Lerew will have his first major league start today, and Maddux goes up against Smoltz tomorrow. Last night&#8217;s game was exciting in its own way, though our offense was sleepwalking and Chuckie&#8217;s pitch-count crisis continued. But anytime there&#8217;s the chance of a fight between Paronto and an eight foot tall pitcher, you know you&#8217;re getting your money&#8217;s worth. <\/p>\n<p>Naturally, this was all an extension of Heap and Frenchy drama: Heap got lucky on a pick-off call, and pretty hilariously snuck his foot against the base after he&#8217;d already been tagged, but the ump must have missed that. Young proceeded to hit Frenchy with a pitch, and Heap of course called for a beaning during Young&#8217;s next at-bat, setting up the potential Fight of the Century. Paronto actually looked kind of scared, or maybe just regretful. Young ended up just taking his base &#8212; he&#8217;s a Princeton graduate, and I suppose he&#8217;d had enough of our immature tomfoolery for one evening.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of immature tomfoolery, the official site has an <a href=\"http:\/\/atlanta.braves.mlb.com\/news\/article.jsp?ymd=20070507&#038;content_id=1951311&#038;vkey=news_atl&#038;fext=.jsp&#038;c_id=atl\">anecdote about Maddux&#8217;s snot<\/a> up this morning, and apparently Smoltz is planning <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajc.com\/sports\/content\/sports\/braves\/stories\/2007\/05\/07\/0508bravesnotes.html\">something special<\/a> for Wednesday&#8217;s game. My favorite Maddux-related quote of all time was Cubs reliever Ryan Dempster saying he would miss <a href=\"http:\/\/deadspin.com\/sports\/baseball\/greg-maddux-wise-man-in-the-clubhouse-192117.php\">farting on Maddux<\/a> when he left the Cubs. Apparently a clubhouse presence like that is hard to find. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like this series against the Padres going to be a pretty exciting one for the Braves: Lerew will have his first major league start today, and Maddux goes up against Smoltz tomorrow. Last night&#8217;s game was exciting in its own way, though our offense was sleepwalking and Chuckie&#8217;s pitch-count crisis continued. But anytime there&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,36,7,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/velcroblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}