Velcro Vernacular

05/01/2008 (4:20 pm)

What’s Wrong With This Picture

Filed under: Gonzo

From an AJC article about Gonzo’s impending return:

Gonzalez ate dinner at Smokey Bones barbecue every night in early April so he could catch Braves games on satellite.

Every NIGHT? Isn’t he like . . . a millionaire? I suspect even the guys making the league minimum could afford satellite TV, yes? Maybe he’s in love with one of the waitresses. Chipper might want to warn him about that.