You knew it was coming. Didn’t you??? Goddammit.
Somebody needs to stay in his hotel room and watch Conan O’Brien when he’s up in Philadelphia. Cause some of those ladies at the bar are Phillies fans, my man. This plan of action may also be useful in New York. Your groin — and your fans! — will thank you.
I keep catching myself thinking that we lost last night. Somehow it felt like we did.