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Operation H.A.M.E.L.S.

Three things we really needed yesterday:

1. The walkoff win, after all the unbelievable bullshit that happened in late innings during the road trip.

2. Gonzo’s perfect ninth, after losing Wicky to the DL. He looked incredible. I think the ninth brings out the best in him.

3. A great outing by Huddy for a chance to win the series on Wednesday, because Redman vs. Hamels is going to be apocalyptic.

But wait . . . what’s this?

It’s Mr. Cole Hamels himself, oggling our Braves girls during the seventh inning stretch! Could it be that our Braves girls are actually highly trained special agents, that this was all part of our elaborate plan to win the doomed Redman-Hamels match-up? Were the girls deployed to the bar at the Westin Buckhead after the game to distract him? Maybe to discreetly tap laxatives into his drink? It’s our only hope! If Redman pulls off a sloppy win tonight, we’ll know who to thank.

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8 responses to “Operation H.A.M.E.L.S.”

  1. Leah Avatar
    Leah

    That first picture just says it all. Especially with the McFrenchScoot thing going on. I didn’t like watching the Marlins or Rockies celebrating, but it’s a joy to watch our Braves do it. Nothing makes happier. Well, ok, maybe MacFrenchy moments do, but this is still high on the list. Awesome game finish and Druw’s bat couldn’t have come around at a better time. That topped those two losses we had even if Huddy didn’t get the win though he should have.

    Here’s to hoping the Braves girl’s plan of destruction works on Hamels and Redman doesn’t help us lose too badly.

    1. Jenny Avatar
      Jenny

      Nothing like a good walkoff . . . seemed like Frenchy got beat up on more than Andruw in the footage I saw. Smoltz was beating the crap out of him, ha.

      1. Leah Avatar
        Leah

        Yes, Frenchy seemed to be getting a beating, too. Maybe he needed one, heh. ;)

        1. Jenny Avatar
          Jenny

          Haaaaa! Maybe.

  2. wuky Avatar
    wuky

    “Redman” and “win” used in the same sentence? especially with Hamels? C’mon… lets be serious.

    But that is a pretty funny pic of Hamels!

    1. Jenny Avatar
      Jenny

      I am clinging to James Bond-style sabotage-by-babe hope in the face of this match-up.

  3. RehabReject Avatar
    RehabReject

    about Smoltz beating up Frenchy… did anyone see Bobby trying to break them up? haha. the two kids rough-housing and Old Papa Cox all cranky going “c’mon guys! quit it!”

    1. Jenny Avatar
      Jenny

      Ah, I didn’t even notice that. Seriously, though, Smoltz was like, going after him.

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