V Vernacular

04/17/2007 (3:41 pm)

Tonight’s Forecast

Filed under: Andruw

The Weather Channel’s website has a feature that allows you to look up the weather for your team, along with a history of how they’ve performed under various conditions in the past. Kind of neat, as Heap and Frenchy would say.

I just checked the weather for the game against the Nationals tonight, and while the low for tonight is listed at 42 degrees, the high is “N/A,” or “not applicable.”

Does that mean the weather won’t affect the game, or that even if the temperature was higher than forty degrees, it wouldn’t matter, we’re doomed?? Or maybe it just means that there’s no chance in hell it won’t be cold and miserable tonight in Washington D.C.? Get ready to see some stylish face-hugging hoodies modeled by our guys once again. I love how they spread from just Andruw, to Andruw and Frenchy, to Andruw, Frenchy, Rent, Diaz, Woodward and others — that Andruw, always a trendsetter.