At Least The Mets Lost

Early in the season there were a lot of stories about jobless Redman practicing in his basement during the offseason, just on the off chance that some desperate team would pick him up. Apparently he’d constructed a pitching mound and painted a backstop down there.

You know what? I think that was a lie. Did his wife actually go down there and check, or did Redman keep the basement door locked? Cause he looks a lot like someone who spent his offseason in a basement, but not necessarily practicing pitching. More like playing World of Warcraft, eating cheetos and watching Cartoon Network.

Just to make me hate this guy a little more, he was partly to blame for Heap hurting his finger again:

McCann escape[d] serious injury on April 22, when he was hit on the same finger with a pitch. He has since worn a protective guard around the finger.

But one inning before being struck by Barajas’ bat, he had removed the guard because it was hindering him while attempting to catch Redman’s cutters.

Replace “cutters” with “crap” and you’ll have a more accurate description of what happened. Poor Heap; I’m really hoping he’ll be okay to catch today, because I think Chuckie needs him, but based on the articles about what happened last night, I’m not getting my hopes up. Pena claims he’ll be alright, despite getting knocked out, which was scary. What an awful game.

For now, I think the Vulch should be promoted to the starting rotation. At least he can eat some innings. Redman just needs to go back to eating cheetos in his basement.


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11 responses to “At Least The Mets Lost”

  1. Leah Avatar

    I knew Redman had something to do with Mac getting injured. In the Braves lj community, some were asking me how it was possible and that Mac must have set up too far out. Obviously this wasn’t the case because Mac wouldn’t stand in front of the media and lie saying he set up where he always does. True, it wasn’t all Redman’s doing, but I’d rather blame him anyway. He’s the reason Mac took his guard off his finger to begin with because Mac had trouble catching his awful pitches.

    I’m hoping Mac was right when he said that he’d catch tonight if he could catch a baseball. And that scared me about Pena, too. Redman had to have that bad luck cast upon the whole game even on our scoring. Kelly did play past his abilities to rise to the occasion considering the rest of the guys seemed to be too distraught over Redman’s screw-up. Scotter keeps impressing me.

    Chucky does need Mac, but it if it meant Mac playing while huting, I’d rather him sit to make sure his finger was ok. Pena is alive, so he wants to catch. That should be a smart move.

    1. Jenny Avatar

      I loved that quote from Pena about playing as long as he’s alive. He cracks me up.

      1. Leah Avatar

        Salty might start aftera all.

        Gah, this day keeps getting more interesting. I won’t know what to think if Salty does start. :\

      2. Leah Avatar

        He is starting. This game shall be interesting.

        1. Jenny Avatar

          Interesting indeed! Who knows, maybe I’ll stop irrationally hating him before the evening ends.

  2. Dreamscape Avatar

    Ya know, Redman makes me miss Shane Reynolds…

    What a scary thought.

    1. Jenny Avatar

      He makes me miss HoRam and John Thomson. Which I did not think possible.

  3. RehabReject Avatar
    RehabReject

    I chuckled at Salty wearing #18

    1. Jenny Avatar

      As did I!

      Seemed like bad luck, but he looked alright.

  4. RehabReject Avatar
    RehabReject

    go check out the news on Langerhans over at talkinchop.com

    poor feller … same day salty wears his old braves #… then this….

  5. dave Avatar
    dave

    Highlights to the 5/2 game – http://www.macisanidiot.com/news.php?item.592.3

    In the highlights are Salty’s throw, hit by pitch, and walk. I also have included the injuries to McCann and Pena from yesterday.

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